Morning sex is like eating chocolate cake for breakfast — it’s decadent, indulgent and comforting. Plus, who doesn’t want to linger in bed just a little longer?
The benefits extend to more than just being uncharacteristically nice to everyone for the rest of the day.
Here are all the reasons morning sex is the best sex.
1. Because you’ll actually remember it.
2. You’re guaranteed to wake up on the right side of the bed.
Researchers from the University of Cincinnati found that morning sex is a natural stress-reliever and these effects can last for at least seven days, meaning your early Monday romp could ease those Sunday Blues.
3. You can skip the gym
After an hour, men and women burn an average of 240 calories and 180 calories, respectively.
4. Who doesn’t want to begin the day with an orgasm?
It’s like Christmas morning — there’s a package waiting for you to enjoy. And everyone scores.
5. Because your clothes are already off.
Heed the advice of great philosopher and first man to state the obvious, Aristotle, ”If everyone is naked, it only follows then that we should have sex.” Wise guy.
6. You can carpool after.
7. It’s more intimate.
The few minutes we have to ourselves after first opening our eyes are special.
8. Because shower sex just doesn’t cut it.
9. It affirms that you two are still interested in each other sober.
10. Because you love an excuse to gloat at work.
Coworker 1: How was your night?
You: I had amazing morning sex.
11. It’s a better replacement for coffee.
If you become addicted, we understand.
12. You leave on a high.
13. There’s nothing like a good c*ck rooster to wake you up.